[Says only way he
could possibly win election is if he was a poor gay black Latino woman]
The Romney campaign is exploding this week and things
seem to be going from bad to worse as Romney has had to forego his criticisms
of Obama to make room in his speeches to apologize for everything he’s said and
done over the last two decades.
More recently, the big deal seems to be over some video
leaked that shows Romney speaking to a bunch of rich guys telling them exactly
how he feels about the poor in this country. In response to the criticism of
the film, Mitt Romney says he is having a hard time understanding what all the
fuss is about as he claims he was just regurgitating most of what he and his
business partners have been saying over lunch for years.
Romney was busy on the campaign trail Tuesday telling
supporters he wasn’t sorry about the hidden tape that surfaced showing him as a
callous businessman who admits his disdain for the disadvantaged.
“The only thing I’m truly sorry about,” said Romney, “is
that American exceptionalism exists in a very few of us. The rest of Americans
are, at best, ordinary. Ordinary and poor.”
Romney did go on to say that regardless of how many
people are poor in this country, he is not worried about them for any other
reason except that they are going to vote for Obama one way or the other
because they are dependent on him for their monthly checks.
When asked how they can vote if they are refused on the
basis of not having a picture ID, Romney denied having anything to do with
that.
“That whole voter suppression thing is Karl Rove’s puppy,”
he said. “I’ve got my own problems without having to take responsibility for
that too.”
Later in the day, Romney spoke before a handful of
wonky-eyed supporters at a pub in Rhode Island. He told the group that if he
had been born a poor gay black latino woman, he’d at least have half a fighting
chance to stay in the race for President.
One of the drunks at the bar shouted to the empty
barstool next to him, “Well, amigo, you look pretty good for a woman. I’d do
you.”
Meanwhile, Wikipedia has announced that it has temporarily
shut down Mitt Romney’s Wiki page claiming they are spending too much money
hiring fact checkers to keep up with all the new information exploding onto the
page by Romney insiders who are finding their source of hush money drying up.
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