With all the stories circulating about Herman Cain’s past sexual harassment charges, it seems everyone is jumping on the bandwagon to either assist him in proving or disproving the stories. While Cain sits high upon the fence, not yet ready to admit to any wrongdoing, speculators are coming up with some even wilder stories to make sure Cain doesn’t leave the political spotlight anytime soon. Here are some stories readers say they would pay good money to read:
Skeletons in Herman Cain’s Closet Have Boobs
Clarence Thomas Tells Herman Cain to Keep Hands off His Wife
Rick Perry Tells Herman Cain to Keep Hands off His Wife
Herman Cain Claims Black Hat is Source of All his Recent Troubles, Trades it in For White Hat
Herman Cain Takes Credit for Making Three Black Women Wealthier than When They First Met Him
Al Gore Tells Herman Cain to Stay Away from the Massage Table
Bill Clinton Tells Herman Cain to Stay Away from Cigars
John Edwards Tells Herman Cain to Lay Low, Preferably Under a Blonde
Herman Cain Claims Sex Had Nothing to do With His Sexually Harassing Those Women
Rumors Regarding Cain’s Viagra Usage Started by Georgia Pharmacist Turn Out to be False. Cain Only Admits to Using Enzyte.
Herman Cain Says Invite to lunch with Karl Rove and Dick Cheney Must Have Gotten Lost in the Mail
While none of the stories have been corroborated, it is fair to say that at least half or more of them will be given to research assistants in the next few days to determine if any have merit. Meanwhile, this writer would be glad to develop any one of the stories if asked.