Dear Mom,
Dad said I had to make you pancakes for breakfast, but
then we both remembered how it went last year. So get dressed. We're going to
IHOP.
Love your smart and hungry son,
Randall
Dear Mom,
Happy Mother's Day...to you, and to me. Oh, yeah, maybe I
should mention, I'm pregnant! Isn't that amazing?
Mom, mom?
Love,
Amanda
Dearest Mommy,
Or Mommy Dearest, as you like me to call you. Sorry I
forgot to call you again on Mother's Day, or your birthday, or Christmas, for
that matter...your last threatened lawsuit pretty much put the quietus on us
having a loving relationship, but you are a Mother, now aren't you. So read
between the lines.
Happy
Mother's
Day.
Your estranged daughter,
Sybil
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