Christmas at the Robertsons' homes wasn't as merry and
bright as it could have been had it not been for the family's patriarch, Phil
Robertson, spouting off about what he truly believes.
Apparently Mr. Robertson didn't get the memo declaring
that although the Duck Dynasty clan were to star in their own reality show,
they had to check their real reality at the door.
Ironically, the only thing that is duck related but not
produced by the Duck Dynasty dynasty is duck tape, but the family is furiously
working on a deal to buy the entire Duck brand in the coming year.
Son Willie Robertson says spending a few billion dollars
to buy out the Duck brand is gonna save us a helluva lotta money in the long
run and this way, we'll never have to worry about daddy or Uncle Si de-railing
our gravy train again."
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