God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda
crazy around here ~ Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck says that when
he heard Sarah Palin was leaving Fox News, he couldn’t have been happier.
“Now she will make
something of herself, like I did,” he said proudly, adding “There is, after
all, life after Fox.”
When Beck was fired from
Fox back in the middle of 2011, many wondered if he’d ever recover from that
mighty slap in the face by Roger Ailes. They aren’t wondering any longer,
however. The answer is “No, he didn’t recover…yet.”
With the same fate
befalling Sarah Palin, many speculated Beck would unite with the Alaskan ice
queen, taking her into his fold and giving Palin her own show on his latest
venture, TheBlaze.
TheBlaze TV is Beck’s
internet television network (formerly GBTV—which name was abandoned by Beck for
sounding too gay.)
“I like the sound of it,”
said Beck at first (TheRogue, Sarah Palin, you know, not GBTV) as he tossed around
the idea of TheBlaze going rogue.
“Sarah might just be the
drug we need to pump even more life into the veins of TheBlaze,” Beck answered
when asked what exactly Sarah could bring to the show.
“Sarah Palin puts the “pug”
in pugnacious,” said a fired-up Beck.
But almost as quickly as
he entertained the thought of bringing Sarah on board, he reneged on
the potential deal, resulting in a collective sigh of relief by everyone
associated with Beck’s internet television show.
“Some people say I’m
crazy,” said Beck, “but I’m not that crazy.”
Palin was asked about Beck’s
unofficial offer to give her a shot on TheBlaze TV network. She responded in
her usual feigned interest voice “Beck who? Oh, Glenn Beck. Is he still around?”
In a related news story,
Tina Fey has pleaded with her fans to stop texting her, asking what she is
going to do now that she no longer works for Fox News.
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