Sunday, August 21, 2011

Kardashian Wedding Limo Defaced with F-U-K-K Graffiti

Gangbangers somehow found their way into the private reception being held to celebrate the union of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in Monteceito, CA and spray-painted the letters F-U-K-K over the entire surface of the wedding limo. The newly-married couple was forced to leave the reception in a rented Volvo as all other limos in the area were being used by guests in attendance at the wedding.

No one is really sure why the Humphries/Kardashian wedding was targeted, but rumors are circulating that the gang was hired by an A-List Hollywood celebrity who finally lost it when she realized the Kardashian family was picking up another member with a “K” name.

“There’s Kim, of course, and Kourtney and Khloe, but when Kim went and married a guy named Kris, spelled with a “K” instead of the traditional spelling ‘Chris,’ she realized just how far the Kardashians would go to keep their ‘brand’ in the public eye.”

While the source could not be forced into outing the celebrity who may have paid the gangbangers to debase the Kardashian lovemobile, she would say this “The new couple haven’t decided on a honeymoon location just yet, but suffice it to say, they have definitely ruled out Paris.”

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