In general terms, the rich in our society believe that they have few flaws, and they work tirelessly to make sure it stays that way. Unfortunately, there are a few bodily functions that keep them just a smidge below perfection.
Some industrious entrepreneurs have addressed those flaws in products such as flatulence odor pads which work to eliminate offending smells associated with gas. It has become a multi-billion dollar industry aimed specifically toward those with unlimited buying power. However, these products are just masking the odors, not getting to the root of the problem.
That is until now. Samuel Sinbad, a Registered Dietician in Santa Barbara, California, has come up with a diet plan that eliminates flatulence forever. Called Nixa-Fiber Pro, the diet combines exercise and a strict dietary plan that together work to eliminate any gas buildup in the body by restricting certain foods.
While flatulence caused by gas in the body is a natural occurrence, Mr. Sinbad claims that he has discovered which foods, when ingested, break down and cause gas and excessive bloating, and he claims it has nothing to do with carbohydrates.
The diet doesn’t come cheap, costing tens of thousands to implement in one’s daily routine, but Sinbad says it’s worth every penny, and he is certain that the image-conscious upper crust will pay just about anything to find out what the secret to this diet is.
Flatulence is no laughing matter to the rich, and if Samuel Sinbad is able to convince just a few of the uber riche to try his new diet, he believes he’ll be able to experience first-hand just how gauche farting can be.