The
rumor that inner earth is a paradise--known only to those who know about it--is
true. So says one insider who claims that although he will not divulge where
the opening is, he can say that it is now being utilized by an Arctic tribe who
has been preparing the area for the end of the earth as we know it for going on
three years.
Banana,
peach, guava, citrus trees as far as the eye can see, hundreds of varieties of
vegetables, lakes stocked with several species of edible fish, and enough game
and fowl to feed the approximately 20,000 inhabitants for many, many years are
said to be in place at this location, which is believed to be situated almost
700 miles below the earth’s surface.
Joshua
Cane, a Harvard paleobotanist, has been studying the mythical world of Concha
Terra for going on thirty years now and says that up until recently, it was
just that…mythical.
“The
news of this tribe readying Concha Terra for purposes of surviving a
catastrophic event on the earth’s surface is not only one of the more
interesting things I’ve heard lately,” said Cane, “but I tend to want to
believe it due to the fact that there are too many similarities between what I’ve
learned over the years and the small amount of information gleaned from the insider’s
cryptic announcement.”
Cane
was quick to point out that Concha Terra is not related in any way to the
Hollow Earth so many Arctic explorers (including the infamous Admiral Byrd) and
new age followers believe exists below the Arctic Circle.
“Evidently,
this place is real. It exists and it is being utilized as we speak as a bunker
by the tribe known only as ‘the Meek,’” said Cane, “who claims that the reason
no one can find the place is that this tribe has also retained the ancient
knowledge of being able to float above the earth instead of walking on it,
allowing them to visit Concha Terra without leaving tracks in the snow.”
“Wishful
thinking,” claims Jerry Newberry, a Scientologist from Nome, Alaska. “These
rumors have been around for decades and every lead has turned up more false
information.”
Newberry
claims that even if such a place existed, it would be almost impossible to
ready it for living conditions due to its depth. However, Cane disagrees with
Newberry citing evidence that there are natural vacuums located just 20 miles
below the surface that whisk the native Conchans to the inner sanctum within
minutes.
Unfortunately,
Cane’s interview was cut short by two men in lab coats who came to let Cane
know it was time for his medication. Newberry was told to come along as well,
as was their fellow patient known only as “the Insider.”
