Nowadays, Americans would be hard-pressed to find an item for sale that doesn't have the 'Made in China' stamp on it. Go to any box store and chances are whatever you are buying was either manufactured, processed, assembled, or designed in China.
And now, believe it or not, you can also get a newborn baby, gender of your choice, made in China. The babies, guaranteed to be of 100% American mixed blood (what child in America today is 100% anything?), and they come in a variety of skin tones, from freckled to brown, tan to olive.
The company, New Life Newborns®, assures us that their product is not only 100% legal, but the children are guaranteed to be genetically superior to any babies born in the United States.
How can they do this? They will not tell us, as they claim the process of producing and selling these babies is patented and so simple that if they were to divulge their secret, there would be too many "knock-off" companies selling cheaper and inferior babies.
In addition, the agency fears that babies produced in China, if not strictly monitored, could end up in the wrong hands. That is why they take every precaution to assure that the babies are sold to families who have gone through a strict vetting process, including a complete FBI background check.
If interested, prospective parents can contact New Life Newborns® through their local county, state or federal adoption agency.
And if you are wondering if these babies have the "Made in China" stamp on them, the answer is yes. The mark is tattooed on the bottom of the left foot of every baby manufactured, er born.