Thursday, October 13, 2016

Trump's Swan Song

Is that a banana in your pocket or are 
you just happy to grope me?

Trump's Swan Song
(sung to Oscar Mayer Wiener Song)

My Libido has a first thought
It's jump on it and hump
My libido has a second thought
I can because I'm Trump
Oh I love to chase them every day
and if you ask me why I'll say….
I can't control my tiny schlong
So now I'll have to say so long.

the end...(hopefully)

1 comment:

  1. Sung to Minnie the Moocher

    "This a song about Donald the Groper.
    Can't meet a woman without wanting to poker her.
    He had a member as small as a snail,
    But in his mind it was a big as a whale.

    HiDee HiDee HiDee HiDee Hi
    HiDee HiDee HiDee Ho..."

    Did somebody say Ho? Where the Hos at?


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