When Daddy said we was gonna
go do something fun this Memorial Day,
I was thinking ice cream and ponies
|Oops, sorry Mom and Dad, didn't mean to|
interrupt your militia meeting. Just wanted
another juice box and some blasting caps.
Ed Note: This is a satire site and as such, I am obligated to write satire.
As much as I detest this particular style of parenting, I must balance the ludicrous with the mundane, and throw in a pinch of sensationalism. I believe I have done so here. Have a safe and happy Memorial Day.