Additional Fine Wipes Smug-Ass Look off Casey Anthony’s Face

Friday was a good day for justice as the same judge who, just a week earlier, imposed a fine on Casey Anthony of nearly $100,000, doubled that amount and then some, bringing her debt to society up to $217,000.

The vision of Casey Anthony smiling while being acquitted of a crime most are sure she committed was instantly erased when Judge Belvin Perry heaped an additional $120,000 on the previous fine to pay for investigation costs due to Casey leading law enforcement officers on a wild goose chase. Proving once again that “money talks, bullshit walks.”

“She ain’t never gonna be able to pay that back,” said Casey’s mother, who informed reporters that the Mexican sugar daddy who previously offered to take Casey in and make her his whore, reneged on the deal upon hearing of the additional fine. “He says the drug trade is good in Mexico, but he could have two whores for that price,” she sighed deeply.

Even the money Anthony was offered to appear in the movie Trailer Trash Nymphos won’t be enough to cover her debts. Her father is afraid Casey will have to again resort to lies and theft to get the money.

“There is no doubt in my mind that my little princess can come up with that kind of cash,” said Casey’s daddy, disagreeing with his less-hopeful wife, “but she’s gonna have to work a lot harder on her body if she wants to do any more film work.”