The build-up of heat in the atmosphere over Central Texas
has created a rare series of rainless rainstorms akin to those witnessed above
Venus.
“It’s a rainstorm, but without the rain,” claims
meteorologist Cliff Dunnow, who says the rare weather occurrence makes dust
storms look like monkey play, “or something similar,” he said.
Just exactly what monkey play has to do with weather is
also a complete mystery. At any rate, virgas, totally unrelated to Viagra or
virgins, are clouds that have plenty of rain in them, but in the form of ice
crystals. When the crystals get heavy and fall, they hit the heat of the
atmosphere and evaporate, so that it rains, just not on the ground.
“It’s one of God’s cruelest jokes played on the people of
Texas,” Dunnow said. “They keep praying for rain, see a storm approaching and
think to themselves ‘wow, finally,’ only to have the rain evaporate about 100
feet above their heads.”
The weather pattern is expected to last a day or two,
just long enough for the folks living in Central Texas to threaten to pick up
sticks and move the hell out of the state. Meanwhile, Dunnow is asking anyone
who actually witnesses a regular rainstorm to call his office immediately as he
says a good old-fashioned downpour has become even rarer in Texas than the
virga.
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