Contest to Re-Name the words "United" or "States" as in United States of America

Hi Folks,

The news out of Washington that the government has been keeping notes and taking down names of anyone on the Verizon Network (story below) has forced me to do my part to do some good old-fashioned protesting.

How abut a contest to re-name the United States of America. I have re-named it the "Untruthful Stinkers of America," but it just doesn't ring my chimes.

Can you do better? Just respond in the comment section. There are no prizes, just the satisfaction of knowing you got involved. I'll announce the winner at the end of July. Gives plenty of time to think outside the box.

Good luck and have fun.

P. Beckert

Contest - Re-name United States of America