Ann Coulter Hides Huge Secret on Piers Morgan Tonight

Ann Coulter appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight last night and, while she was her usual abrasive self when it came to all things political, she would not give an inch when Piers tried to pry some personal information out of her.

An impromptu survey after the show was sent to 300 viewers who were asked their opinion of why Ann Coulter was so coy when it came to her personal life. It was surprising to find out that 57% of those polled believed it was because Coulter doesn’t want anyone to find out about a gay lover.

“She’s been engaged several times to men, but each time it has ended badly,” said Paula Polochnikova, head of the ‘Ann Coulter Watchdog Group’ based in Roanoke, Virginia. “Her behavior toward men is appalling, but watch her expression whenever someone mentions Sarah Palin. She lights up like a Christmas tree.” Polochnikova claims that the only reason Coulter bashes Palin once in awhile is to throw the mainstream media off her trail.

“Oh yeah, she’s gay alright,” said Sylvia Shemano. “Every time I see that woman on television, my gaydar goes off like a Geiger counter. That voice alone screams lesbian.” Shemano claims she has also heard the rumor about Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter and doesn’t find it that far-fetched.

Another respondent says that he has also heard those rumors but doubts that Sarah Palin would go for someone like Coulter. “While I am certain that Ann Coulter is living a secret gay lifestyle,” said Germano Honduras, “I don’t believe it has anything to do with Sarah Palin.”

Germano is convinced that Ann Coulter was once Andrew Coulter,” following a conspiracy theory that has been making the rounds for at least a decade or more.

Since Coulter won’t respond to any questions about her personal life, it is safe to assume that she doesn’t care one way or the other if people think she is gay, obsessed with Sarah Palin, or is secretly dating Selma Hayek, which is puzzling when Coulter takes every opportunity she can get to bash the very people she’s hiding in her closet.

As Polochnikova says, “She’s just trying to throw off the scent.”