American Spoof Writers Raked Over Coals by Queen Elizabeth

Those closest to Queen Elizabeth are saying that she is becoming quite upset with the way American satirists are cashing in on the upcoming nuptials between her grandson and Kate Middleton. Although she has long gotten over the rude treatment she has personally received from satirists for years, the Queen’s beef is against American writers who have no idea how to write a decent spoof that sounds remotely like a Brit would have written it.

“You’d think the only bloody word we know here in England is ‘bloody,’ the Queen remarked to a dear friend over tea one afternoon recently. “If they are going to write stories about my grandson, they could bloody well take the time to find out how we actually talk,” she added.