Contest to Re-Name the words "United" or "States" as in United States of America

Hi Folks,

The news out of Washington that the government has been keeping notes and taking down names of anyone on the Verizon Network (story below) has forced me to do my part to do some good old-fashioned protesting.

How abut a contest to re-name the United States of America. I have re-named it the "Untruthful Stinkers of America," but it just doesn't ring my chimes.

Can you do better? Just respond in the comment section. There are no prizes, just the satisfaction of knowing you got involved. I'll announce the winner at the end of July. Gives plenty of time to think outside the box.

Good luck and have fun.

P. Beckert

Contest - Re-name United States of America

Song Parody on Radiation Treatment

A bit tired so this is all I could muster today:

Sung to the Tune of Green Acres ( Just the first verse)

Radiation ain’t the drug for me,

That stuff can knock me to my knees

But when I think of the alternative

Give me radiation cause I just wanna live.

Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand near Daytona Beach

2012 Photo of Lindner Van at Daytona Beach

New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach when late Saturday afternoon, a van belonging to an Indiana family of six suddenly disappeared into the sand leaving no trace.

As onlookers watched, the family tried frantically to save their family vehicle from becoming entrapped in the bowels of the beach. Fortunately, no family members were in the van as it was swallowed up by the fast-moving sand. Even the family dog, Gonzo, an adorable Cairn Terrier, was spared an agonizingly slow death as one family member caught him by the tail and “pulled like hell” as he watched his specially-equipped Chrysler Caravan sink from view.

“Gonzo almost bought the farm, or in this case, the beach,” said Samuel “Sam” Lindner from Indianapolis, Indiana, father and proud owner of the van.

“He’s a tough one though. He loves having his tail tugged on, and in this case, it saved his life.”

Mindy Linder, 16, was inconsolable as she realized her most prized possession in the whole world, a diary that held all her secrets, a diary she had been keeping since the age of 12, was lost along with the van.

“All my memories are gone forever,” Mindy whined as she recalled how she had just finished writing an entry about the two Puerto Rican boys known only to her as Chico and [the] Man, both 17, who had lavished unusual attention on her as they cavorted (not her word) in the surf, a happy threesome making some very special memories that Mindy says are now lost forever.

“I told the boys I’d be right back and ran to the van. I didn’t want that moment to slip away, and so I wrote furiously about every detail, finished with my trademark, ‘smooches’ and then put the diary in my backpack and went back for more fun with my new-found local friends.”

Witnesses say it happened so fast they didn’t even realize the van was sinking until they saw the bright orange tennis ball at the tip of the CB antenna fall below the surface.

Lifeguards were quick to move the onlookers and curious gawkers off the beach and called 911 and then Jim Cantore, who, to folks along Florida’s coasts, is the man to see when severe weather events take place.

Fortunately, the Lindner family has relatives living close by in Orlando, and will be spending the remainder of their vacation there while making arrangements to rent a car and drive back to Indiana.

Sam Lindner was devastated. 

“That van was my whole world. I’d go out at night to the local 7-Eleven parking lot and sit there well into the wee hours chatting on the CB to my friends. And now that is all gone.”

Asked for one parting statement, Sam simply said “See ya on the flip flop.”