BOSTON - Sources close to Elizabeth
Warren say the Massachusetts Senator has checked herself into the Obsessive
Compulsive Disorder Institute, McLean Hospital, at Harvard Medical School.
According to one source, Ms. Warren has not been able to stop showering since she endorsed Hillary Clinton as the Democratic Party Nominee for
President.
"I just don't feel clean
anymore," Ms. Warren was quoted as saying as she talked to the triage
nurse in the admitting area of the Hospital.
"I think I need serious help,"
she wailed.
At one point during the
admittance process, Sen. Warren excused herself to use the bathroom, and after
several minutes in there, an aide went to check on her only to find her sitting
on the floor next to the sink with several paper towels in hand trying to scrub
her arms and legs.
"There is dirt
everywhere," she muttered as she was escorted from the bathroom and
admitted to the Institute.
When asked if her endorsement
of Hillary Clinton had anything to do with her sudden urge to incessantly
cleanse herself, Sen. Warren replied, "Well, I don't really know if it is
my endorsement of Secretary Clinton, or my disdain for Donald Trump. All I can
tell you is, I never felt this dirty going after Donald."
A hospital spokesperson said
they will keep a close eye on Sen. Warren to make sure she doesn't do any more
harm to herself.
Asked what a possible
treatment might be for her, the doctor in charge of her case said it was too
soon to tell, but he would not rule out getting in touch with the DNC and
talking them into allowing her to back out of her endorsement.
"We are going to begin by
showing Sen. Warren clips of Hillary Clinton speeches and determining if her
behavior worsens. My guess is that she will immediately try to strong arm the
aides into letting her take a shower, and if that is the case, we will have our
culprit."
In the meantime, doctors have
been trying to reach Bernie Sanders for an impromptu intervention, but have
been unsuccessful. They were told he was in meetings all weekend and could not
be disturbed. When told about Sen. Warren's condition, he simply said
"Elizabeth who?"
Absolutely hilarious.................and sad all at the same time.
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